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Welcome To My Home Page
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I am a kid in Ellesmere Port, Cheshire and I think things can be fun. I'm also a Christian, so things are only fun if it doesn't harm anyone else
Right well here is my fantastic web page. It's another web page about someone you've never heard of ever but with one difference. It's not quite so boring. Well my mum says it's cool.
Should you see any mistakes please do not hesitate to e-mail me and tell me. It's like I always say, 'there's nothing worse than mistakes'.
That's me to the left when I was about seven or eight or something. Look see how cool I am.
It is now imperitive that should you visit my amazing website, you inform me of your name and what pages you viewed, and if applicable your e-mail address, who viewed them with you and any improvements to be made or comments. Thx. Sean (the web kid).
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What's Cool And What's Not So Cool
What's Cool and What's Not So Cool
Cool things include;
Amoebas - (they're really cool - I mean really really cool),
Crisps - crisps can be quite cool but it depends upon who you are and what type and flavour (anything that makes your hands a terrible mess are a definitely not cool). if you're already cool crisps can only do your reputation bad, but, if your not so cool, then they can really boost your 'snazzyness'. Stay away from cheesy messy crisps at all costs,
Boxes - boxes can be cool but only messy, old, brown ones, not wet or damp - just a bit tatty (if you just take one to school or work you'll be the coolest person around),
Fruit - if you like to take fruit to school, try taking a lime (no-one ever does it so you'll be soooo cool, but be prepared for a really nasty taste, dont let anyone know it doesn't taste nice though, otherwise you'll be wasting your time. - If you're really stuck you can use a lemon but it will not have the same effect as a lime).
Not so cool things include;
Mobile phones - I'm sorry but they're not. All you do is pay a whole load of money for tarifs and line rental and text messages and phoning and one2ones and calls and paying as you go. Then there's the chance that it'll get trodden on or stolen; it's far to costly to be cool,
Swearing - there is nothing cool about swearing it's nasty and offensive, if you have to offend someone at least be witty.
Pornography - that's right, you know the stuff. The pictures on paper that have been stuffed down some kid's pant's for some time and then he tries to sell it to somebody. It's not cool, it's not funny. So remember kids, just say no.
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Welcome To My Home Page
I like fun stuff, I like the Sciences and Electronics
I think it good to know lots 'cos then you can be a scientists with nuclear missiles flying overhead and then someone climbs in through the window and I shoot them with my revolver and the whole building is shaking and everywheres exploding and...
...and stuff
Some stuff is cool where as other stuff isn't quite so cool and people need to know what's cool and what isn't so I have decide to let you know. Look to the left for some 'how to be cool' tips. |
My E-mail Address Is : nietsnie9@aol.com
Please don't e-mail just because you disagree with something. And please, no swearing - it's just not nice.
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The Bit Of The Page Where All The Boring Bits Have Fallen
I think some banners are in order - every one likes banners. Why not click on 'em just for fun? |
This website has not travelled very far as it was last owned by a little old lady who only use it to go to church on Sundays
   
Due to security reasons the little old lady wishes to remain anonymous.
Send an email to the old lady (be nice) |
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