Hippy In Whitby Park Pond!
At 1:00pm on Friday the 24th of November, a hippy was spotted in the Whitby Park Pond hurling abuse at passers-by. Scientists believe that the hippy is the result of years of pollution and negligence to the pond. It is believed that it is currently confined to the pond area but is mutating at an astonisihngly high rate and is expected to be able to leave in just a couple of days. The army is mobilising and peace talks between the hippy and Tony Blair are expected to take place within a few hours.
It is suggested that children are kept away from the park as it has been cordoned off by the police.

Wiggly Worms Invade!
There have been sightings of the wiggliest worms ever in the Ellesmere Port area and the authorities have had the town evacuated. The police say that should you see the worms not approach them for any reason, you must instead ignore them and report the incident to the police.
Worm-exterminators are baffled as they are unable to shoo the worms away. They have tried other methods but have come to the conclusion that 'wiggly worms just can't be caught'.

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Earth Doomed!
An object of great mass was recently spotted by a British astrologist travelling towards Earth at tremendous speed.
It is expected that the collision will take place in just a couple of days.
The object is estimated to be nearly 25 times the size of the earth and is travelling at a speed of 3000 km per second.
Riots have broken out all across Europe as people panick not knowing what to do.
It is expected that the earth will be knocked out of its orbit towars the sun and police suggest that people stay indoors and sit under a table for protection.

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