David Smith Is A Part-Time Hot Dog Seller!
It has been reported that David Smith of Whitby Community High School has been taking days off to sell hotdogs. He has been seen in Chester trying to sell his dodgy hotdogs to passers-by. Should he approach you, ignore him and walk away. Do not under any circumstances go near him or buy one of his hotdogs.

Pie Stolen!
At luchtime today a shocking criminal act was comitted. A mystery person, not yet identified stole the last pie in the dinnerhall while onlookers could only watch in horror. These people think that pie stealing is a victimless crime, when in-fact it us as a society that pay in the end.
Currently all the police have to 'go on' is that the person makes strange honking noises intermittently as he fled form the scene of the crime.
Should you have any information regarding this robbery please do not hesitate to contact the police. This criminal must be caught.