Plane Hijacked
Kev. Halliwell hijacked a plane earlier this morning when he discovered that he could have bought his trainers three pounds cheaper at a different shop. The plane was destined to land in Paris but was redirected to Calais where there are no airports. Police cheif, Pierre said, 'ooh laa laa, he ran into the English Channel and never came back'. It is believed that Kev. ran back to his hime town of Ellesmere Port and is currently residing in the box that his new trainers came in.